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Very Annoyed
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Jayman's Survival Kit

Jayman - as your new baby is soon to be in your garage here are a few things you will need to keep you on the road.

1. a new pair of pants in case you have any accidents due to excitment.
2. a new pair of pants after the 1st pair wave been soiled.
3. a new pair of pants to replace pairs 1 & 2.
4. a handkerchief to clean up the mess on the 3rd pair of pants because you don't have a 4th pair of pants.

Let's hope the phone rings soon! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Wed Apr 12 2006 8:43am

Supertrotter

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Re: Jayman's Survival Kit

Very Annoyed wrote:
Jayman - as your new baby is soon to be in your garage here are a few things you will need to keep you on the road.

1. a new pair of pants in case you have any accidents due to excitment.
2. a new pair of pants after the 1st pair wave been soiled.
3. a new pair of pants to replace pairs 1 & 2.
4. a handkerchief to clean up the mess on the 3rd pair of pants because you don't have a 4th pair of pants.

Let's hope the phone rings soon!

..Or you could just continue with the training pants???? Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award

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Wed Apr 12 2006 8:45am

JayMann

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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

All noted and got a fresh pack of training pants

BUT IT'S JAY MANN NOT MAN

and relax

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Wed Apr 12 2006 8:57am

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Tut Tut VA!

You've upset Jay. I've just caught his dummy, up here in Liverpool!

Tuck that bottom lip in Jay or it'll be an early night for you and no playing with your new toy! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Wed Apr 12 2006 9:21am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
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RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Wed Apr 12 2006 9:27am

Supertrotter

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Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Wed Apr 12 2006 9:29am

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