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caz



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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free drink if he would show him something truly amazing...

"Sure" agreed the bartender "if you really wow me."

So the man opens a paper bag he brought in. He pulls out a little piano. Then he pulls out a little man and the man starts playing the piano.

"Wow," says the bartender pouring the man a drink, " How'd you get that guy?"

"I got a genie," says the man, "You wanna try it, he only gives one wish."

The bartender agrees and the man pulls a lamp out of the bag and hands it to the bartender. The bartender rubs the lamp and out pops a genie and offers the bartender 1 wish.

"I wish for a million bucks" -- and the bar is immediately filled with geese!

"I said a million bucks, not ducks. What, is this genie deaf?"

The guy replies, " Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?" Malaysia Boleh!
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JayMann



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caz



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Thought that joke might tickle you blokes.................if you could only wish! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Come to think about it, it would tickle me too! Wink Laughing Laughing
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MDP



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Caz Shocked I thought it would've more than tickled ............... Wink 
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caz



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Well it's too early in the day to tell you EXACTLY what it would do to me....but yes your quite right! Wink
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JayMann



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It's never to early for that sort of thing Caz Very Happy RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Sometimes better in the morning... before the day has a chance to pi** you off! Wink 

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caz



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Must be time for a Mars bar then is it Jay? Rolling Eyes
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Don't like Mars bars Like that rep very much tho Very Happy RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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caz



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Set you up for the day Shmoogle, start the day with a smile on your face and a spring in your step! Wink It's all down hill after that if you peak too early! Laughing
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I don't remember the last time I had a spring in my step at 6am, but am a quick learner! Wink 

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For "ALL" us Parents out there !!

A Father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.It was addressed, "Dad."With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad.......

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacey, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacey said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,

your son,

John.


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on my desk. I love you! I'll Call when it is safe for me to come home.


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