Trust me when I say I didn't recruit her!

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There is a boy and girl in Bible class. The girl falls to sleep.

The teacher asks a question. "Who created the Earth?”

The boy pokes the girl with a pen and she yells "God".
She falls back to sleep.

The teacher asks another question "Who was the Holy family"?

The boy pokes her with a pen and she says "Jesus, Mary, Joseph".
She falls back to sleep.

The teacher asks another question, "What did Mary say to Joseph after their 23rd baby"?

The boy pokes her with a pen again and she yells "If you stick that thing in me one more time I swear I will snap it in half"!!!!!!! Malaysia Boleh!
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Supertrotter wrote:

That joke was actually told to me by my secretary!

BTW she mings!

Disappointed SuperT... is she wife approved, thus a total munter? 

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shmoogle wrote:

Supertrotter wrote:

That joke was actually told to me by my secretary!

BTW she mings!

Disappointed SuperT... is she wife approved, thus a total munter?

Not my choice Shmoogle. Part of the fixtures and fittings!

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Two men drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of petrol.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the first man.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7, " said the first man.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get fuel. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex."

"2" said the second man

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week." 
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A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine-"la maison."
"Pencil", however, is masculine-"le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. no one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. the native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and

4. as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(No chuckling guys... this gets better!!!)


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("Le computer"), because:

1. in order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. they have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3.they are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4.as soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.



.......The Women Won!


Sorry!  Malaysia Boleh!
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VG Bobby  
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Say what now?  

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