+1 on the clock comment. lol

A minute hand moves 6° in one minute. An hour hand moves 30° every hour.  I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!

Brian Mason wrote:

You're also a thick northern liar aljo!!!

thats fighting talk where im from



i challange you to 3 x 3 min rounds in a boxing ring

only weapons we can use are 25 year old slappers from essex with big boobies



i reserve the right to be hit hard first



ps i did get the questions ok cos ive heard it before and i didnt get any right the first time

in fact come to think of it you can hit me as much as you want  

aljo wrote:

25 year old slappers with big boobies

Quote:

95 year old slappers from essex with big boobies

Thats the only sort that Brian knows  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"

St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South

Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were

threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her

alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the

largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked

him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his

nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now,

back off! Or I'll kick the s--t out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


"Just a couple minutes ago." RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

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Two Men and a Woman

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.



Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
They both had the lady TOGETHER.



Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.



Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.
The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.



Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.



Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.



Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomising the other because she was rejected by both.



And finally….

Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island.
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed. Malaysia Boleh!
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Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
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Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter
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aljo wrote:

Brian Mason wrote:

You're also a thick northern liar aljo!!!

i challange you to 3 x 3 min rounds in a boxing ring

only weapons we can use are 25 year old slappers from essex with big boobies

Have you any idea how dangerous they are aljo???  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

Quote
Brian Mason "Have you any idea how dangerous they are aljo?"

Especially on the rebound

Brian Mason wrote:

aljo wrote:

Brian Mason wrote:

You're also a thick northern liar aljo!!!

i challange you to 3 x 3 min rounds in a boxing ring

only weapons we can use are 25 year old slappers from essex with big boobies

Have you any idea how dangerous they are aljo???

yep ive got 2 black eyes to proove it  

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A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy Class gets
>up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
>
>The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
>
>She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that
she
>will have to go and sit in the back.
>
>The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and
>I'm staying right here!'
>
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
>co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
>belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.
>
>The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
she
>only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she
>will have to leave and return to her original seat.
>
>The blonde replies, Im blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
>and I'm staying right here!'
>
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that
>he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
>this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>
>The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?' I'll handle this, I'm married
>to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'
>
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm
>sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
>economy section.
>
>The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to
>make her move without any fuss.
>
>The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne ." some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
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RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
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______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

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