Hilarious situation developed earlier..........

Parked up in F'borough, Surrey (pikey part of Sy) and was parked sensibly in one of those dual bay car parks.....sitting there finishing my Starbucks before entering Currys when out of the blue trundles in a blue Renault 21 estate. Now not one to cast aspersions on peoples driving skills, but this women was CLUELESS. She would seriously struggle to park a Smart car..................

Cut a long story short, she touched my car at the 3rd attempt at parking, to which I jumped out to take a peep.

Now bearing in mind she had created this situation with her horrendous and frankly shocking driving skills, she jumps out the car and before I can get a word out, shouts at me "change your attitude"

Stunned, I simply asked her if she had realised she had hit my car.....the quaffered old sow answered " I am fully aware and I suggest you change your attitude" !!WTF!! She then suggested that my bumper was too BIG....oh i'm sorry, if it was smaller you would not have hit it then?? Sl*g.

At this stage, I realised that I was potentially dealing with a maniac, so decided to take the offensive and enjoy myself somewhat.....not to the point where I ripped off her nipples or something, but more with word play.

She parted with "I am leaving now, you are polluting my space" meaning she was also offended by my cigarette....I replied with "I'm glad becuase to be quite frank, your polka dot 80's blouse is offending my eyes".

Glad to see the gene pool is STILL churning out such retards and beware if you ever enter F'borough, a Great White prowls the car park near Curry's..........  L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

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I had a run in with a coffin dodger the other day who insisted on waiting in the road for a parking space to appear by magic .... exchanged views and oblivious to the fact he was blocking a public highway ...

taking a photo has magical powers

'i would have to wait as he was' he was clearly waiting for the staircase to the clouds whereas i wanted to simply use the road he was blocking

No damage, just a dent in her lardy a$$ed ego  L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

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45 others have been and gone!

Heard a story just like this before!! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Very Annoyed wrote:

Didn't Shmoogle live there?

No I didn't!! Last time I looked Farnborough was in Hampshire though

Mrs S was born there..... I will say no more  

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shmoogle wrote:

Very Annoyed wrote:

Didn't Shmoogle live there?

No I didn't!! Last time I looked Farnborough was in Hampshire though

Mrs S was born there..... I will say no more

Ok, I was mistaken......although it is on the cross border (nearly)  L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

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Bloody hell you weren't smoking them in public.

misery wrote:

Bloody hell you weren't smoking them in public.

SK S rules !! L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

5 series for the miles

RRS S/C factory built HST - Gone

45 others have been and gone!