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Supertrotter



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Speak the Queens English...

I had a bunch of redundant Cyprus Pounds I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

I joined the short line.

Just one lady in front of me . . an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for Euros and she was a little irritated . . .

She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat euro fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations" .

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too". Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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And A Van For Rex!

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WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award Sad
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World Very Happy
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award Sad
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident Sad

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - Surprised(
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