Cornelius Vermuyden
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Location: The Far Canal
Posts: 109
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A middle-aged husband and wife, both smartly dressed, were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was THAT??"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"
"I can certainly understand that," her husband answers, "But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Bentley and Range Rover in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours and I'll respect it."
Just then, a mutual friend of theirs’ enters the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who the hell is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's Jim's mistress," says her husband.
"Hmmm…………….Ours is prettier," says the wife.
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Wed May 07 2008 6:27pm
