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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894  
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Wed Apr 15 2009 5:58am |
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| Bobby Member Since: 07 Jun 2005 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 3781  
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Wed Apr 15 2009 6:17am |
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| extremecapture Member Since: 14 Apr 2009 Location: Staffs/Warks Border Posts: 24  
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Thanks fr the welcome guys.
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Wed Apr 15 2009 7:43am |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Who's Shmoogles, old man?  
2009 Outstanding Contribution Award - Joint Runner Up 2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up Like it here? Then Donate to RRSPORT!! |
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Wed Apr 15 2009 8:09am |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894
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i zhink you hawe to reat zhis ! The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the"k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze world! L 405 2013 FFRR 5.0 SC
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Wed Apr 15 2009 8:36am |
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| shmoogle Member Since: 07 Sep 2005 Location: ... and for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! Posts: 24350
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Wed Apr 15 2009 8:39am |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894
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he started |
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Wed Apr 15 2009 9:08am |
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| extremecapture Member Since: 14 Apr 2009 Location: Staffs/Warks Border Posts: 24
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Wed Apr 15 2009 12:32pm |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894
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welcome anyway - even you don't speak german |
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Wed Apr 15 2009 12:41pm |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894
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Wed Apr 15 2009 2:47pm |
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| STEVEN MORGAN Member Since: 15 Apr 2009 Location: SCOTLAND Posts: 3
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I HAVE A WHITE RANGE ROVER SOME CUSTOM PARTSHAS ANY BODY HAD IT COLOUR CODED IN SCOTLAND,HOW MUCHHAVE THEY PAID??, |
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Wed Apr 15 2009 2:50pm |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894
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ME DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY PAID YOU TO WRITE THIS !?
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Wed Apr 15 2009 2:56pm |
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| JayMann Member Since: 19 Jan 2006 Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto! Posts: 22898 
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Hello! |
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Wed Apr 15 2009 2:59pm |
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| XXXAngelXXX Member Since: 03 Mar 2006 Location: Krautland Posts: 10894
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Wed Apr 15 2009 4:17pm |
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you made me look like i speak to myself now Jay !!! 
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