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Too good to be true!

Here we go - answer to anyones financial problems

THE AUDITOR/HEAD,
OF DEPARTMENT,
BANK OF SCOTLAND,
UNITED KINGDOM.

sir,


In order to transfer out £12,000,000.00 (Twelve Million United
States Dollas) from our bank here I have the courage to look for a
reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important
transaction, believing that you will never let me down either now or
in
future.My name is Dr. David S. Dumba, I am the auditor and head of
computing department of a bank here in Scotland,United Kingdom.

There
is an account opened in this bank in 1995 and since my inception into
office in 2001, nobody has operated on this account again,after going
through some old files, I discovered that if i do not remit this money
out urgently, it will be forfeited for nothing. I will use my position
and influence on other staffs to effect the legal approvals and onward
transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance from
foreign payment department.

With assurance that this money will be
intact pending my physical arrival in your country for the sharing and
possible investments.You stand to get 25% of the total sum while 5%
will be for expenses that will be encured during the process of this
tranfer and the remaining 70% will be for me.I will fill you in with
further details upon your reply God bless. please reply immediately to
my private email address: <davissmitt_du@yahoo.co.uk>

Thanks

Sincerely,

Dr.David S. Dumba

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Post #26222 Sat Apr 22 2006 6:27pm
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Back in the early nineties, we had a client who actually fell for one of these, back then they were quite new and were more cleverly thought out and people were actually targeted specifically.. before the days of millions of spam emails etc. He went through the whole process and actually came face to face with some of these nigerian guys, and the total cost to him was £38k in the end..
He did see some money back, about £20k otherwise he would have been £58k down, but he realised it was a fraud quite late on and pulled the plug..

Unfortunately he didn't report it to anyone, as he felt a right prat, and it was quite difficult to show on his accounts where £58k had dissapeared to out from his business accounts.. nowadays,it would look like money laundering or something..

I read somewhere, that any one night, at any time there is some poor mug sitting in a london hotel lobby area with a briefcase full of cash waiting to be met by one of these so called bank/government officials..

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As you both rightly say, people still fall for these things all the time despite the fact that we are repeatedly warned to never give out personal banking details over the phone or on line.

So when does your share come through VA? Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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I got this 5 time on friday from 5 different people Rolling Eyes

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Yeah, sorry about that Jay.

I must have sent it to your email by mistake.... Rolling Eyes Whistle Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Was thinking it must have been you or Kam Evil or Very Mad Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Kam the Skam! That's who it was, yeah Kam Whistle Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Did you really send it to me Super Question Smile RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Supertrotter wrote:
As you both rightly say, people still fall for these things all the time despite the fact that we are repeatedly warned to never give out personal banking details over the phone or on line.

So when does your share come through VA?


Got the cash! Wink 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



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I have had 9 of these over the last few days Evil or Very Mad

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these guys are VERY GOOD to have fun with - i saw some Nigerian hater sites in the net moking themself aubout these guys.

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Laughing Your English is still better than mine is most of the time.

Sutimes I carnt even spel thingz corektlee Embarassed Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award Sad
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World Very Happy
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award Sad
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident Sad


06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - Surprised(

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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Maybe that's how Angel speaks with his accent and that Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident


I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

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Laughing One day Jay! Wink Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Don't think I'm gonna get an invite to the meet at the Geneva motor show next year now Sad RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
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BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident


I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

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