I have to say that driving in Bavaria using the sat-nav properly is excellent.

The main road was closed (on the way to the dealer) and we had about half an hour to get there. Wife was reading the sat-nav and told me to go up one of "the little grey roads on the sat nav). I did this and ended up going along a grass lane, through a forest, across a field and exited via a farmers yard, passing a laughing farmer in his tractor (about a 12km off road experience.

I have discovered that the "little grey lines" on the sat nav, over here anyway, are sort of "country thoroughfares" that you have a right to use to cross a farmers land to get from one main road to another. The only catch is that you need to use low gear ratio, off-road height, and one of the special programmes. I say "catch" because when you go ploughing off into the woods, the Mercedes and BMW saloons that have been following you have to stop and turn around..............bloody excellent fun

Are you reading this Kam?

See the fun you'll be missing out on.

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Supertrotter. You will enjoy it. The local Bavarians are normally very laid back and if you play the "mad Englishman" they will love you even more.

Most of these roads that go through the wild end up in a small village and they will have a Kniepe (village pub) and a Biergarten!!!

hey ST i hope you *ladies* stop by in Stuttgart huh ?  
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XXXAngelXXX wrote:

hey ST i hope you *ladies* stop by in Stuttgart huh ?

Eh? There is only one Germany...Bayern.

Come by Munchen and we will show you Lederhosen, Dirndls, let you taste the Bockbier and show you the real Germany!!!

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Bah canaryman: all u have there are dancing hairy fat ones like him:





here in Stuttgart u will get this:

 
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That dancing girl reminds me of the mother in law. I will stick with the Bavarian Ladys thanks.

Viele holz vor de Hutte (I think )

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Have a look at the "Bird with great knockers" thread and see the picture posted by MDP.

Oktober fest, Munich......every girl will be wearing what they are (a dirndl)
Every nationality you can think of at the biggest bierfest in the World!!

Eat your heart out Stuttgart

But MDP is a sick man - I'm off to Munich! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Yeh me to

From what ive seen looks like it will be fun  RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

You wont regret it. Take a look at

http://www.oktoberfest.de/en/index.php

but dont go and ask for a half pint, you will get chucked out. 1 litre of bier and small schnapps drinks only!!!! (No shandy drinkers here)

Boys, boys calm down!

Remember, I have a TDV6 not a S/C. Therefore I can AFFORD to visit both.

I will then pass my highly trained eyes over the German lovelies and report back.

By the way, do German girls shave their armpits yet?


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First of all: VA make up u mind damnit !

Supertrotter: we arnt a 3rd world country anymore  
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