He Bought a Boat.............

He just bought a new boat and decided to take her for the
Maiden voyage.
This was his first boat and he wasn't quite sure of the exact
Standard Operating Procedures for launching it off a ramp,
But he figured it couldn't be too hard.
He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but they just
Said "don't let the trailer get too deep when you are trying to
Launch the boat".
Well, he didn't know what they meant by that as he could barely
Get the trailer in the water at all! Anyhow, here's a picture below..

You're gonna love this guy!!!
Folks, you just can't make this stuff up!

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I think that's Shmoogle judging by the size of his arse!

Please tell me the story's not true! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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Been reported as true to me..... Anyway, looking at the position of the car and trailer, he did went straight ahead in the water!! Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

It looks like he parked up and forgot about the incoming tide. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.



WINNER - 2009 �Idler Of The Year� Award
Runner Up - 2009 �Just Doing What It�s Designed To Do� Award


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If this is an American then I have no trouble in believing it to be true.

Just like the guy who bought a motor home who sued because it crashed when he put on cruise control and went in the back to make a cup of tea

 2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
2013 Evoque 5 Door Pure Tech SD4 - Orkney Grey with Panoramic Roof (Mrs E's new baby)

GONE - RRS - 3.0 TDV6 HSE - Santorini (2010)
GONE - RRS - 2.7 TDV6 HSE - Java Black (2007)
GONE - Porsche Boxster S - 3.2 - Black

Jonny Fresh wrote:

Just like the guy who bought a motor home who sued because it crashed when he put on cruise control and went in the back to make a cup of tea