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JayMann



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I got it as an email i didn't copy and paste it Very Happy RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Post #15350 Thu Mar 02 2006 5:22pm
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I nicked it from D3 anyway! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing Cool RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
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Nice sig VA, can we expect something similiar after your hols to you know where Wink Its out there somewhere. Second V10 Treg on the drive at the moment.
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

anyone got any new ones Question RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #15973 Mon Mar 06 2006 2:46pm
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Also laughed at this video

Trunk Monkey

When your in a car and a Jackass comes up to you - trunk monkey will save the day Wink

Watch it here http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7...unk+monkey 
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "
Post #16008 Mon Mar 06 2006 4:02pm
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Excellent! 

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2009 'Tech-Head Of The Year' Award - Runner Up

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Post #16011 Mon Mar 06 2006 4:09pm
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree



smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says



"He Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says ................



"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

Post #16094 Mon Mar 06 2006 6:40pm
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JayMann



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #16097 Mon Mar 06 2006 6:46pm
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kam100



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Got that in an email, it took me ages to actually save down the pics and get em onto the rrsport gallery thing, wouldn't have quite the same effect without the pics i don't think..

Glad someone appreciated it..
Post #16099 Mon Mar 06 2006 6:48pm
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JayMann



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

I got it in an email without the pics and got it Shocked Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #16101 Mon Mar 06 2006 6:51pm
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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

but i'm sure it will help some Very Happy RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)
Post #16102 Mon Mar 06 2006 6:52pm
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Sorry to be a spoilsport guys, but can we please keep the jokes clean-ish as RRSPORT is a family forum and we do have some young members on here.

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