With credit to the D3 mob - here's the summary so far:

Do you think they'll bury him in a bleached ebony coffin?

It's all very touching... something he was an expert in

With the pallbearers moonwalking the coffin

At least he'll need no make up for his next Thriller video

Make up artist just been inform he is no longer required for new Thriller video...

Doctors Report during CPR they had to Beat It ... Beat It...

Thriller Video remake Postponed for 4 month to make it more life like...

The BBC are saying he might still be alive, it's just not Black or White at the moment.

Santana re-release "Let the children play (in safety)"

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
Disney Films can still touch little children

Apparently after the autopsy he will be melted down and made toys so little kids can play with him for a change

What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world's highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world's best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black.

Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? "It's when the big hand touches the little hand"

How do you stop a smooth criminal? Cardiac Arrest

Micheal Jacksons last wish was to be melted down and made into carrier bags so he could still be a danger to children!

He was found having a stroke in the childrens ward

Apparently the Jackson 5 are offering 20% off tickets for their reunion

Greenpeace have started a campaign against his cremation because of the toxic cloud. Burial isn't an option cos he isn't biodegradable. Michael thought of this issue and wrote several options in his will for the disposal of his body.

He wants to be cremated, and have his ashes moulded into a Playstation 4 so the children of the world can continue to play with him!!

Or

Melted down into legos so little kids can still play with him

Or

Melted down and brought back as a sports bottle so he can squirt his load into a young boys mouth one more time.

I wont mention the one about being cremated so his ashes could be sprinkled on to a 10 year olds cocopops.

McDonalds will be paying their respect with a burger made in Michael's honour. It is listed as "mature beef inside two 5 year old buns" The McJackson Burger

When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farha thought for a minute and said "I wish for the children to be safe". God paused, smiled and then told her... "The children are safe... i just killed Michael Jackson

Quite freaky that he was pronnounced dead at 2:26, what with 2 to 6 being his favourite age group

Jockeys at tomorrows race meetings will wear black arm bands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in history.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie can still play Giggs in August

Elton John is going to be singing at MJ's funeral? Rumour has it the song will be "Don't let your son go down on me."

More reports are coming out about jackos death but it's still inconclusive as to what the cause is. some are blaming it on the sunshine, some are blaming it on the moonlight, but most are blaming it on the boogie.

Michael Jacksons only redeeming feature... He drove past schools slowly.

MJs death is down to food poisoning, apparently he ate some 10 year olds nuts

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The Coroner in LA is unsure what to do with Jacksons body as the plastic recycling pick up isnt for another 10 days...................  Current, M135i in Estoril Blue with more extras than the cast of Ben Hur.

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Listening to the radio today I was amazed to find out how many people were touched by Michael Jackson - there's me thinking it was just a few children! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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I have heard some very bad one's going around today.. have one, but don't think i can repeat it over open forum, as it's quite harsh!

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Kam it can't be worst then anything posted on disco3