Don't keep giving me VOLVO courtesy cars

Please dont ask me to authorise a fuel top up for your test drive! Now - MY11 RRS Autobiography TDV6, Orkney gray, tints, steps, daylight running lamps and allllll the toys!!!
Ex- RRS HSE TDV6 07 Java Black, bi xenon, corner lights, side steps, tints, cool box, smoke side repeats, chrome "sport" boot sill
Ex - Audi A4 Cab 3.0TDi Quattro
Ex - Freelander2 SE TD4
Ex - CRV Auto

PLease dont ignore my requests for over 3 weeks for replacing it when you dont ACTUALLY know what's wrong with it in the hope "I'll grow to love it again once I get it back"!

Please dont try to hand it back looking like somebody's been off-roading it for a week!!

Please dont leave it as above in a vain attempt to hide the scratches on the car.

Please dont scratch the bloody thing in the firtst place!!!

Please return calls the same day they are placed.  Current, M135i in Estoril Blue with more extras than the cast of Ben Hur.

535d m-sport Platinum grey and a few extras.... Gone

X5 3.0 sd in Space Grey, 20's, Dynamic Pack, Memory Pack, Media Pack, Tow Pack, Rear DVD, Panoramic Sunroof, Steps, 7 Seat Pack, Reversing Camera with moving lines, programmable park heat, etc etc etc - Gone

Range Rover Sport Santorini, privacy, dvd, towpack GONE!!!

*please don't give my car as a courtesy car to another more wealthy customer away....*  
L 405 2013 FFRR 5.0 SC
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