Hilarious situation developed earlier..........

Parked up in F'borough, Surrey (pikey part of Sy) and was parked sensibly in one of those dual bay car parks.....sitting there finishing my Starbucks before entering Currys when out of the blue trundles in a blue Renault 21 estate. Now not one to cast aspersions on peoples driving skills, but this women was CLUELESS. She would seriously struggle to park a Smart car..................

Cut a long story short, she touched my car at the 3rd attempt at parking, to which I jumped out to take a peep.

Now bearing in mind she had created this situation with her horrendous and frankly shocking driving skills, she jumps out the car and before I can get a word out, shouts at me "change your attitude"

Stunned, I simply asked her if she had realised she had hit my car.....the quaffered old sow answered " I am fully aware and I suggest you change your attitude" !!WTF!! She then suggested that my bumper was too BIG....oh i'm sorry, if it was smaller you would not have hit it then?? Sl*g.

At this stage, I realised that I was potentially dealing with a maniac, so decided to take the offensive and enjoy myself somewhat.....not to the point where I ripped off her nipples or something, but more with word play.

She parted with "I am leaving now, you are polluting my space" meaning she was also offended by my cigarette....I replied with "I'm glad becuase to be quite frank, your polka dot 80's blouse is offending my eyes".

Glad to see the gene pool is STILL churning out such retards and beware if you ever enter F'borough, a Great White prowls the car park near Curry's..........  My Gladiators:

RRS S/C HST - respect of the highest order
Freeloader 2 SE with all the toys - my baby RR
Merc SL55 AMG - Tarmac ripper!

Disco3 - Gone
Defender 90 TD - Gone
FFRR Vogue - Gone
BMW X5 4.4 - Gone
LR Defender 300Tdi - Gone
LR Defender 2.5 PETROL - Gone

Didn't Shmoogle live there? RRS 2.7 TDV6 HSE Zambezi silver,Alpaca.
On Order - LRX expected 2010
DO NOT CLICK HERE!

any damage



(at her not damage)




I had a run in with a coffin dodger the other day who insisted on waiting in the road for a parking space to appear by magic .... exchanged views and oblivious to the fact he was blocking a public highway ...

taking a photo has magical powers

'i would have to wait as he was' he was clearly waiting for the staircase to the clouds whereas i wanted to simply use the road he was blocking

No damage, just a dent in her lardy a$$ed ego  My Gladiators:

RRS S/C HST - respect of the highest order
Freeloader 2 SE with all the toys - my baby RR
Merc SL55 AMG - Tarmac ripper!

Disco3 - Gone
Defender 90 TD - Gone
FFRR Vogue - Gone
BMW X5 4.4 - Gone
LR Defender 300Tdi - Gone
LR Defender 2.5 PETROL - Gone

Heard a story just like this before!! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around

SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
Shaguar Hard Type (know you all miss her but she's gone)
And A Van For Rex!

Oh and i love the girlzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Very Annoyed wrote:

Didn't Shmoogle live there?

I'm sure Mrs S will have a little more to say on the matter!  06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods, Black Badge Soon...

PLEASE HELP DEVELOP TROTTERLAND, JUST CLICK A DIFFERENT LINK EACH DAY:
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Roads
Industry
Crime

Oh yes...  

shmoogle wrote:

Very Annoyed wrote:

Didn't Shmoogle live there?

No I didn't!! Last time I looked Farnborough was in Hampshire though

Mrs S was born there..... I will say no more

Bloody hell you weren't smoking them in public.  I want a G55 AMG !! or do I?? will I be waiting for??

misery wrote:

Bloody hell you weren't smoking them in public.