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The Italian Job!!

In a hotel room, Jim Morrison is in one corner with the rest of his band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Star - all are naked.

Monica Lewinsky walks in, squats seductively in front of Jim Morrison and begins to play the pink oboe. She gives him the presidential treatment then moves on to his guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.

When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there's a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts



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"Oi, you're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!""
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A middle-aged husband and wife, both smartly dressed, were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was THAT??"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can certainly understand that," her husband answers, "But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Bentley and Range Rover in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours and I'll respect it."

Just then, a mutual friend of theirs’ enters the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who the hell is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's Jim's mistress," says her husband.

"Hmmm…………….Ours is prettier," says the wife.

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Kaine



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JayMann



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