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shmoogle
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Post #163814 Mon Apr 07 2008 10:20am
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JayMann



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around

SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
BMW 320D M Sport
And A Van For The Dog

Oh and i love the girlzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Post #163854 Mon Apr 07 2008 12:39pm
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dadanek



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And do you know this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zcpDP8okSY

Post #164047 Mon Apr 07 2008 10:49pm
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JayMann



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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

dadanek wrote:
And do you know this.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zcpDP8okSY



Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter RRS TDV6 Gone but still around

SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
BMW 320D M Sport
And A Van For The Dog

Oh and i love the girlzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Post #164096 Tue Apr 08 2008 11:28am
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shmoogle
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Post #164129 Tue Apr 08 2008 3:25pm
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anthony-apl



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Location: sunny stockport
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United Kingdom 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 S Java Black

Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up 08MY Range Rover Sport TDV6 Java black with black leather
20" RS 5 Spokes, Tints, Smoked side repeaters, genuine side steps, tasmods,
The list will keep growing!!!

Post #164182 Tue Apr 08 2008 11:53pm
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flydive



Joined: 17 May 2007
Location: Lugano
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Switzerland 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

A Very Short Story



One day, long, long ago.......
there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......

and it was just that one day.

The End '07 RRS TDV6
I converted my diesel RRS to run on an environmentally friendly mixture of caribou fat and baby seals oil

Post #166595 Tue Apr 22 2008 12:06pm
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shmoogle
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Who are you trying to kid? Shocked 

Post #166602 Tue Apr 22 2008 12:33pm
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tumshie



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Monaco 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue
Barbers

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours." The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half."
The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house" RRS TDV6 HSE 2007 , Buckingham Blue , Privacy Glass, 20" Wheels, Ebony Premium Leather, Blue Furry Dice.

Post #166810 Wed Apr 23 2008 5:52pm
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tumshie



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Monaco 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue
About That

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

One day when he was setting off hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realised he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly". RRS TDV6 HSE 2007 , Buckingham Blue , Privacy Glass, 20" Wheels, Ebony Premium Leather, Blue Furry Dice.

Post #166812 Wed Apr 23 2008 5:59pm
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shmoogle
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Post #166877 Thu Apr 24 2008 10:50am
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JayMann



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Laughing Thumbs Up RRS TDV6 Gone but still around

SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
BMW 320D M Sport
And A Van For The Dog

Oh and i love the girlzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Post #166887 Thu Apr 24 2008 11:06am
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tumshie



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Monaco 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue
Good Hearing

A young man moves into a new apartment on his own and goes to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. Whilst there, an attractive young lady came out of an apartment next to the mailboxes dressed in a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.



As they talked, her robe slipped open and it became obvious that she was wearing nothing else. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.



After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said "Lets go to my apartment, I hear someone coming". He followed her into the apartment and she closed the door and leaned against it allowing the robe to fall off. Now nude, she purred at him "What would you say is my best feature?"



Embarrassed, he finally squeaked. "It has to be your ears". Astounded, and a little hurt, she asked, "My ears!!? Look at these boobs - full and firm and 100% natural. I work out every day. My butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that my best feature is my ears!!??"



Clearing his throat, he stammered "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming. That was me". Thumbs Up RRS TDV6 HSE 2007 , Buckingham Blue , Privacy Glass, 20" Wheels, Ebony Premium Leather, Blue Furry Dice.

Post #167548 Mon Apr 28 2008 11:36am
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Post #167550 Mon Apr 28 2008 11:38am
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JayMann



Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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United Kingdom 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

Rolling with laughter RRS TDV6 Gone but still around

SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
BMW 320D M Sport
And A Van For The Dog

Oh and i love the girlzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Post #167558 Mon Apr 28 2008 12:26pm
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