Today being Friday...

http://www.rrsport.co.uk/gallery/albums/us...Monday.wmv Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter

I know that feeling. 

Gorgeous red head goes to the doctor

"Doctor, not sure whats wrong- everything I touch makes me hurt and scream"

"Show me"

She touches her elbow "Ow, oo that hurts"
She touches her nose "Ow"
She touches her shoulder "Ow, oh thats really f'in painful"

Doctor looks at her and says "your not really a red head are you?"
"No, I'm a blonde, how did you know?"

"You've broken your finger!" "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....

Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

A Frenchman, a German and an Englishman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a crate of booze, when Saudi police rush in and arrest them for having alcohol.
All three are sentenced to 20 lashes. As they prepare, the man carrying it out says he feels sorry for them and will grant them a wish.

The Frenchman says: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This is done, but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes before the whip goes through.

The German is next and asks: “Fix two pillows to my back.” But after 15 lashes the whip goes through.

The Saudi whipper turns to the Englishman and says: “I like the English., you can have two wishes.” The Englishman replies: “Firstly, give me not 20 lashes but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honourable person, you are also very brave,” says the Saudi. “and your second wish?”
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“Tie the Frenchman to my back.” "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....

Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

Postman pat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVT8rhtlj6w "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....

Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

There's a whole series of them  

After the New Year celebrations there were many who could not turn up for wo*k the next day.
There were many excuses, like this one..

http://www.rrsport.co.uk/gallery/albums/us...0Leave.pdf Malaysia Boleh!
4.2SC Chawton White, Stormers
Tasmod's Sills, Wind Deflectors, LR Sills
Clear Side Repeaters, Towbar
Larini Sports Exhaust, K&N Air Filter

Cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Looks around and says to the bartender - where is everbody?
Bartender says - they're gone to the hangin.
Cowboy says - who's getting hung?
Bartender says - ole Paper Joe.
Cowboy says, Ole Paper Joe? Never heard of a name like that. Who is he?
Bartender says - you know, he's the guy that wears a paper hat, paper vest, paper shirt, paper pants....
Cowboy says - what'd they get him for?
Bartender says -.......















































Rustlin'.....




 I used to be Indecisive ! but now i dont give a f***

OUCH !

Very poor  

shmoogle wrote:

Very poor

Fat jokes.


1. I wouldn’t say you’re fat but when you sit around the house, you sit around the house!

2. You’re so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody.

3. I wouldn’t say you’re fat but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

4. If hot air makes a balloon go up what’s keeping you down?

5. What times lunch, and is there any left after you eat?

6. You could be in the movies- you could play crowd scenes all by yourself.

7. Is it alright if I sell you’re underwear to the circus? I hear they need a new tent.

8. I wouldn’t say you’re fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England, and I ain’t talking about your wallet.

9. I wouldn’t jump up and down, you could cause an earthquake.

10. I hear the local restaurant are serving all flavours of Slimfast.

11. If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.

12. Is that your stomach or did you swallow a beach ball? "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....

Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

A friend of mine owns a racehorse called "My Face" He is going to enter it at Ascot this year on ladies day.


Why?


Because he wants to hear them all screaming "c'mon my face" Speed Limits! not where I live!

2008.5MY RRS TDV8, Stornoway Grey with Ebony & Rhodium. Stornoway mirror covers, Smoked side repeaters, Supercharger centre caps, chrome boot opener, Stanless steel exhaust ends, and of course RRSPORT.CO.UK rear window sticker.

Did have: Q7 3.0TDi S-Line/Tech/Comms pack
Did Have: Disco3 HSE