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Interview tips...

Due to the new contract start today and associated lack of my usual useful and insightful input in to the forum Wink, I'd like to offer these tips for successful job hunting:

1. Ask in the interview whether your team are a bunch of tossers.
2. Determine whether you will be admonished for looking at rrsport.co.uk
3. Ask if after 16 years in the IT industry you really need to be doing the work of a placement student.
4. There are only so many catchphrases from Little Britain you can listen to in one day. Try to keep this to a minimum. Suggest one instance of "Computer says no" and possibly two of Andy saying "Yeah, I know".

If all of the above answer yes, prepare letter of resignation and sit well back. Mind you, at least it's not Telford. 

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